Man's eBay Sale Compares Car And Ex-Wife
Jul-15-2011

Divorce can be messy, particularly when you're forced to get rid of the momentos that made life bearable. So when eBay user "wyliewalczykracing" had to do the unthinkable, he got real with his bid listing and let his emotions fly.
Instead of opting for a boring old car slideshow, or simply listing the superlatives of his like-new 2010 Camaro SS like an amateur digital auctioneer, the Lancaster man got creative, showcasing his beloved black and red car against a less than desirable item - his soon-to-be ex-wife.
Which item is more likely to attract a bidder? Let's go to the fact sheet!
Car: active fuel management.
Wife: active micro-management.
Car: 6 standard airbags.
Wife: mother-in-law windbag.
It's not looking too great for the ex-wife, but even with a full vehicle history report, power lock doors and heated mirrors, the $27,201.61 reserve on the car has not been met, either. But we have high hopes for the Camaro; the lack of sale is of no fault to wyliewalczykracing's eBay prowess.
"The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more- just saying." It's surely tips like this that scored him a 100% eBay transaction feedback rating.

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