What is your holiday decorating preference?

Gaudy - The more obnoxious blinking lights the better.

 

13.8%

Tasteful - I put Martha Stewart to shame.

 

30.8%

Limited to Nonexistent - I'm barely hanging on to reality. Who has that kind of time?

 

55.4%

 

Is Bush abandoning Lott?

Yes and rightly so. Stop the haemorrhaging to the GOP.

 

20.7%

Yes and it's sad. This is just a Democratic hatchet job on Lott.

 

59.4%

No - he's praises loyalty above all else.

 

0.6%

No- he knows that he could lose the Senate if this goes badly.

 

4%

No -because he likes his hair.

 

15.2%

 

Admit it - what have you done at a company Christmas party?

Dirty Dancing

 

18.6%

Snoggled a Colleague

 

18.6%

Puked

 

5.1%

Rude to the Boss

 

6.8%

Flashed Someone
 

20.3%

Broken Something
 

3.4%

Photocopied Your Butt

 

27.1%

 

Should telemarketing calls be banned under a national "do-not-call" list.

Amen Hallelujah Yes -no more pesky telemarketing calls!

 

70.6%

There goes Big Brother again. No - It's still a free country, whether you like it or not, they have a right to do it.

 

25.9%

No- who else will I take my anger at the world out on?

 

3.5%

 

We want to know if you plan to be a more positive person in the New Year:

I'm going to become more positive
 

5.9%

I'm going to get healthier
 

30.6%

I'm going to be happier
 

5.9%

I'm not going to worry
 

7.1%

I'm going to enjoy each day
 

50.6%

 

Study: Most get their news from local TV - Where do you get yours?

local TV news

 

16.7%

local newspapers

 

15%

nightly network

 

5%

cable news
 

16.7%

NPR

 

1.7%

talk radio

 

26.7%

national newspapers

 

15%

the Raelians

 

3.3%

 

What are your diet plans for 2003?

Adkins low-carb diet

 

11.8%

American Heart Association low-fat diet

 

2.5%

Just cut back and exercise more

 

34.5%

Take lots of diet pills

 

0%

A seafood diet - I see it and I eat it!

 

51.3%

 

When I think of Elvis, I primarily think of him as a........

Rock 'n' Roll Star

 

49.3%

Pop Music Star

 

8.1%

Gospel/Regional/Country idol

 

2.2%

a singer who surpassed just one category

 

10.3%

a fat white guy who loved doughnuts, peanut butter and banana sandwiches

 

30.1%

 

Are you happy with your job?

Yes- I've found my calling and I'm deliriously happy

 

31.4%

Kinda- It pays the bills and I don't want to kill my co-workers.

 

54.9%

No- It's pure drudgery and I do want to kill my coworkers.

 

13.7%

 

Study: Frequent Drinking Helps Heart - How many cocktails do you imbibe?

never touch it: it's the devil's brew

 

31.1%

tea tottler: 1-2/week

 

11.1%

social drinkers: only at parties, dinners,etc.

 

32.8%

experienced drinker: a couple a night

 

10%

excessive drinker: 3-4 a night

 

5%

full-blown alchy

 

10%

 

Do you agree with Gov. George Ryan's decision to commute the death sentences of all prisoners on death row in Illinois.

Yes-he was a profile in courage. We can't risk killing innocent people.
 

30.2%

No - it was a slap in the face to the victim's families.
 

52.6%

Maybe so -it's time we had a national debate on the death penalty once and for all.

 

9.5%

Kill them all and let God sort them out.

 

7.8%

 

Men. What kind of underwear do you wear?

 Whitey tighties (briefs) 

61%

 The ever-popular Bill Clinton boxers. 

25%

 Thongs (not that there's anything wrong with that) 

13%

  

Women. What kind of underwear do you wear?

 Silky, sexy ones 

31%

 Big white cotton briefs up to my waist 

46%

 Thongs (despite the warnings about yeast infections) 

23%

 

 

Do you support affirmative action?

a) Yes- until discrimination against minorities ends, minorities need affirmative action.

 

8.3%

b) No- affirmative action is racial discrimination.
 

77.8%

c) Mend it - don't end it. Use socioeconomic status, not race.

 

13.9%

 

What do you think of worldwide protests over the war in Iraq?

I support them - it's time to wake the world up to this bogus war.
 

11.7%

I support their right to protest but I don't agree with their message.

 

21.3%

I think they are un-American. They undermine our national unity.

 

50.1%

I think it's a communist plot.

 

16.9%

 

Pick your most respected figure

RELIGION:

Jesus Christ 75%
Pope John Paul II 4%
Dr. Billy Graham 12%
Rev. Jessie Jackson 1%
Rev. Al Sharpton 4%
Rev. Jerry Falwell 3%

POLITICS:

George W. Bush 59%
Bill Clinton 13%
Jimmy Carter 14%
Trent Lott 4%
Hillary Clinton 3%
Colin Powell 8%

SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY:

Bill Gates 29%
Albert Einstein 35%
Carl Sagan 17%
Bill Nye the Science Guy 13%
Paul Allen 6%
Steve Jobbs 0%

ENTERTAINMENT:

J. LO 7%
Eminem 6%
Britney Spears 15%
Leonardo di Caprio 10%
Shania Twain 43%
Hugh Grant 18%

How do you feel about New Year's resolutions?
I always make resolutions 11.4%

I don't make them, because I know I'll break them 25%

I set goals throughout the year 36.4%

I'd like to smack the clown who invented them 27.3%

It's a new year! The end of one year and the start of another means resolutions.
Stop Smoking 4.4%

Stop Drinking 4.4%

Stop Eating 31.1%

Stop Gambling 2.2%

Other 57.8%

What beer do you prefer?
Miller-lite (because of bimbos wrestling in the mud) 43.6%

Coors (because I'm a Nazi) 12.8%

Budweiser (because I don't care what I look like) 19.1%

Heinekan (because I have class) 24.5%

What are you doing for the Superbowl?
I'm going to a party with big-time food, booze and gambling. 9.4%

I'm hosting a party - I put Martha Stewart to shame on party throwing. 6.6%

I'll watch the game at home (READ I have no friends and no life to speak of). 52.8%

I'll eat the superbowl and the rest of the delicious line of fine Stouffer frozen dinners. 31.1%

Where did you meet your spouse/partner?
At a bar, party, other social event. 37.5%

On vacation/while traveling. 3.8%

Hooked up by friends. 30%

Blind Date. 8.8%

Internet. 5%

Mail order catalogue 15%