1. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

2. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

3. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

4. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.

8. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click
on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?